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No Study = Fail ....................... ( I )

Study = No Fail ............................ ( II )

By Combining ( I ) & ( II ) :

=====> ( No Study + Study ) = ( No Fail + Fail )

By Taking ( Study ) as a common factor in the left hand side
And Taking ( Fail ) as a common factor in the right hand side

=====> Study ( No + 1) = Fail (No + 1 )

By Dividing both sides by ( No + 1)

=====> Study = Fail

SO I ADVISE YOU TO STOP STUDYING

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Anti-body - - Against everyone
Artery -- The study of fine paintings
Bacteria -- The back door of a cafeteria
Barium -- What you do after CPR fails
Benign -- What you are after you be eight and before you be ten
Cardiac arrest -- Taken into custody after stealing a coupe Deville
CAT Scan -- Searching for the kitty Cardiology
Advance -- study of poker playing
Cauterize -- To make eye contact with a woman
Cesarean section -- A district in Rome Charlie
Horse -- A 10 to 1 long shot in the Kentucky Derby
Colic -- A sheep dog
Coma -- A punctuation mark Congenital - Friendly
D&C -- Where Washington is
Dilate -- To live long Enema -- Not a friend
Fibula -- A small white lie
G.I. Series -- A baseball game between teams of soldiers
Genes -- What you wear cutting grass
Hangnail -- A coat hook
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labor pain -- Getting hurt at work
Medical staff -- A doctor s cane
Morbid -- A higher offer
Nitrates -- Cheaper than the day rate
Node -- Movement of head meaning yes
Organic -- An organ work repairman
Paralyze -- Two far fetched stories
Pharmacist -- A person who makes living in agriculture
Phobopohobia -- Fear of phobias, or fear itself
Pelvis -- A cousin of Elvis
Post-operative -- A letter carrier
Protein -- In favor of young people
Rectum -- Dang near killed em
Scalpel -- What you stand on to clean windows in high rise buildings
Secretion -- Hiding something
Seizure -- A Roman emperor
Tablet -- A small table
Terminal illness -- Getting sick at the airport
Thalassotherophy -- Fear of the sea Tumor -- An extra pair
Urine -- The opposite of "you are out
Vein - Conceited
Varicose - Nearby
Xenophobia -- fear of strangers or foreigners
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PEPSODENT CONDOM -- RAAT BHAR DHISHUM DHISHUM
COLGATE CONDOM -- YEH HAI HAMARA SURAKSHA CHAKRA
FL CONDOM - RAAT BHAR NIKHAR (NO LIGHT REQUIRED)
NOKIA CONDOMS -- CONNECTING PEOPLE
MRF CONDOMS -- EXTRA RUBBER EXTRA MILEAGE
MOOV CONDOMS -- AH SE AHAA TAK
MIRINDA CONDOM -- ZOR KA JHATKA DHIRE SE LAGE
LUX CONDOMS -- FILMI SITARON KI PASAND
PHILIPS CONDOM -- LETS MAKE THINGS BETTER
ONIDA CONDOM -- NEIGHBOURS ENVY OWNERS PRIDE
THUMPS UP CONDOM -- TASTE THE THUNDER
COCA COLA CONDOM -- EAT CONDOM,SLEEP CONDOM WEAR ONLY COCA COLA CONDOM
ROTOMAC CONDOM -- SABKUCH DIKHTA HAI
AMUL CONDOM -- A GIFT FOR SOMEONE YOU LOVE
BAGPIPER CONDOM -- KHUB JAMEGA RANG JAB MILENGE TEEN YAAR... MAI, AAP,
AUR
BAGPIPIER CONDOM
PANAMA CONDOM -- NOTHING BETWEEN YOU AND ME
SIEMENS CONDOM -- COMMUNICATION UNLIMITED
CADBURY(FLAVOURED) CONDOM -- ASLI SWAD JINDAGI KA
PRESTIGE COOKER CONDOM -- JO BIWI SE KARE PYARE WOH CONDOM SE KAISE
KARE INKAR
POLO CONDOM -- A CONDOM WITH A HOLE

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I like 3 things...........................

Pizza...************************

Pepsi...****************

& you...*************************

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Pizza to eat...***********

Pepsi to drink...***************

& you to clean the table.
Hahaha...

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