Can u do me a favour

SMOKE rEguLarLy!

Who the Hell said it was BaD for HealtH..

SMOKE mean!

S = SeNd
M = Me
O = One
K = Kool scRap
E = Every day

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Hi..
I’M_Dying’2′C”U
I_Wnt’2′Meet”U
I_Wnt’2′Tlk”2″U
Seriously.But
Wat 2 Doi?This
Stupid
GateKeeper
Is’Asking Me 4
Ticket 2 Enter In
ZOO

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When u feel sad……………

To cheer up just go to mirror & say…….

damn I m really so cute u will over come ur sadness .

But dont make this a habit………….

Coz liars go to hell…..

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keep scraping otherwise
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No Study = Fail ………………….. ( I )

Study = No Fail ………………………. ( II )

By Combining ( I ) & ( II ) :

=====> ( No Study + Study ) = ( No Fail + Fail )

By Taking ( Study ) as a common factor in the left hand side
And Taking ( Fail ) as a common factor in the right hand side

=====> Study ( No + 1) = Fail (No + 1 )

By Dividing both sides by ( No + 1)

=====> Study = Fail

SO I ADVISE YOU TO STOP STUDYING

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Anti-body - - Against everyone
Artery — The study of fine paintings
Bacteria — The back door of a cafeteria
Barium — What you do after CPR fails
Benign — What you are after you be eight and before you be ten
Cardiac arrest — Taken into custody after stealing a coupe Deville
CAT Scan — Searching for the kitty Cardiology
Advance — study of poker playing
Cauterize — To make eye contact with a woman
Cesarean section — A district in Rome Charlie
Horse — A 10 to 1 long shot in the Kentucky Derby
Colic — A sheep dog
Coma — A punctuation mark Congenital - Friendly
D&C — Where Washington is
Dilate — To live long Enema — Not a friend
Fibula — A small white lie
G.I. Series — A baseball game between teams of soldiers
Genes — What you wear cutting grass
Hangnail — A coat hook
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labor pain — Getting hurt at work
Medical staff — A doctor s cane
Morbid — A higher offer
Nitrates — Cheaper than the day rate
Node — Movement of head meaning yes
Organic — An organ work repairman
Paralyze — Two far fetched stories
Pharmacist — A person who makes living in agriculture
Phobopohobia — Fear of phobias, or fear itself
Pelvis — A cousin of Elvis
Post-operative — A letter carrier
Protein — In favor of young people
Rectum — Dang near killed em
Scalpel — What you stand on to clean windows in high rise buildings
Secretion — Hiding something
Seizure — A Roman emperor
Tablet — A small table
Terminal illness — Getting sick at the airport
Thalassotherophy — Fear of the sea Tumor — An extra pair
Urine — The opposite of “you are out
Vein - Conceited
Varicose - Nearby
Xenophobia — fear of strangers or foreigners
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PEPSODENT CONDOM — RAAT BHAR DHISHUM DHISHUM
COLGATE CONDOM — YEH HAI HAMARA SURAKSHA CHAKRA
FL CONDOM - RAAT BHAR NIKHAR (NO LIGHT REQUIRED)
NOKIA CONDOMS — CONNECTING PEOPLE
MRF CONDOMS — EXTRA RUBBER EXTRA MILEAGE
MOOV CONDOMS — AH SE AHAA TAK
MIRINDA CONDOM — ZOR KA JHATKA DHIRE SE LAGE
LUX CONDOMS — FILMI SITARON KI PASAND
PHILIPS CONDOM — LETS MAKE THINGS BETTER
ONIDA CONDOM — NEIGHBOURS ENVY OWNERS PRIDE
THUMPS UP CONDOM — TASTE THE THUNDER
COCA COLA CONDOM — EAT CONDOM,SLEEP CONDOM WEAR ONLY COCA COLA CONDOM
ROTOMAC CONDOM — SABKUCH DIKHTA HAI
AMUL CONDOM — A GIFT FOR SOMEONE YOU LOVE
BAGPIPER CONDOM — KHUB JAMEGA RANG JAB MILENGE TEEN YAAR… MAI, AAP,
AUR
BAGPIPIER CONDOM
PANAMA CONDOM — NOTHING BETWEEN YOU AND ME
SIEMENS CONDOM — COMMUNICATION UNLIMITED
CADBURY(FLAVOURED) CONDOM — ASLI SWAD JINDAGI KA
PRESTIGE COOKER CONDOM — JO BIWI SE KARE PYARE WOH CONDOM SE KAISE
KARE INKAR
POLO CONDOM — A CONDOM WITH A HOLE

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I like 3 things………………………

Pizza…************************

Pepsi…****************

& you…*************************

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Pizza to eat…***********

Pepsi to drink…***************

& you to clean the table.
Hahaha…

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Smiling is the
second best
thing you can do
with your lips..

Of course, the first best thing
is..

Keeping them
shut !

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