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24Jun/070

Before and After the marriage

Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!
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2May/070

im at the

im at the police station.
The police caught me & filed a case against me

"possession of good looks".

i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
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2May/070

reminder

Please remind me to remind you about

reminding me to send you this reminder

that reminds me of reminding you that I

AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget.
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27Apr/070

i want to disturb u

Actually
seriuously
practically
really
typically
sincerely
jokingly
essentially
interestingly
obviously
i want to disturb u !!!

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26Apr/070

VACANCY

***** VACANCY*****

POST:
True Friend

ELIGIBILITY:
Loving & Caring

DUTY:
To Love

EXPERIENCE:
Not Required

SALARY:
Never Ending Love

JOINING:
Immediately

" R U INTERESTED? "

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