NO OFFENSE MEANT ……….. IT IS JUST A JOKE

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said:

Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated
fully within this period.

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see
that board.

Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you for treatment.

Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal
specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man: I know, very well …and that is the reason why I have come to you.

Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me
which means you are a human being and not an animal.

Man: I know doctor that I am a human being but listen to my complaints first:

Doctor: OK. Tell me.

Man:
I sleep like dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife

Doctor: Are you a telecom employee?

Man: Yes !!

Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in
the beginning itself that you are a Telecom Employee. Come man, no one can treat you better than me.

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You r my friend HONA.
I don`t want u to KHONA.

But I want place in your heart`s KONA
& the otherwise

I will start RONA .
Jaldi scrap karona oh mera SONA.

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Hi……

Happy New year……

Happy Lohri….

Happy Makar Sankranti…..

Happy Holi….

Happy Baisakhi….

Happy Diwali…..

Happy Dushehra….

Happy Shivratri…..

Happy ed….

Happy x-mas….

Happy Janmashtami…

Happy Rakhi….

………Aur sare tyoharo ki badhaiyan…..

Happy Republic Day….

Happy Indipendance Day….

Happy Valentine’s Day…

Happy Mothers Day…

Happy Fathers Day…

Happy Sisters Day…

Happy Brothers Day…

Happy Dada Day…

Happy Dadi Day…

Happy Mama Day…

Happy Mami Day…

Happy Nana Day…

Happy Nani Day…

Happy Pati Day…

Happy Patni Day…

Happy Children’s Day…

Happy Birthday…

Happy Anniversary…..

All the Best 4 Exams….

All the Best 4 Job….

365… Good Morning… Noon… Evening… Night….

Kya yar…. Roj Roj… Natak Laga k Rakha He…….

Ab Apun ko pura sal ye mat bolna….

K wish nai kiya… Kya???

Samaj me aayi meri Bat…!!

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5 Shocking Facts of the World……. …….

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Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue;

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Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it.

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Fact 3: Fact1 is false Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha …..

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Fact 4: Now u are laughing !!! bcoz u became a fool !!!

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Fact 5: you want to fool ur friends also.. so u will forward this soon
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Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!
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im at the police station.
The police caught me & filed a case against me

“possession of good looks”.

i’m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
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Please remind me to remind you about

reminding me to send you this reminder

that reminds me of reminding you that I

AM THERE FOR YOU. Don’t forget.
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Actually
seriuously
practically
really
typically
sincerely
jokingly
essentially
interestingly
obviously
i want to disturb u !!!

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***** VACANCY*****

POST:
True Friend

ELIGIBILITY:
Loving & Caring

DUTY:
To Love

EXPERIENCE:
Not Required

SALARY:
Never Ending Love

JOINING:
Immediately

” R U INTERESTED? ”

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Please Clean My car

Here is the car……..
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