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NO OFFENSE MEANT ........... IT IS JUST A JOKE

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said:

Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated
fully within this period.

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see
that board.

Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you for treatment.

Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal
specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man: I know, very well ...and that is the reason why I have come to you.

Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me
which means you are a human being and not an animal.

Man: I know doctor that I am a human being but listen to my complaints first:

Doctor: OK. Tell me.

Man:
I sleep like dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife

Doctor: Are you a telecom employee?

Man: Yes !!

Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in
the beginning itself that you are a Telecom Employee. Come man, no one can treat you better than me.

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5 Shocking Facts of the World....... .......

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Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue;

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Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it.

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Fact 3: Fact1 is false Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha .....

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Fact 4: Now u are laughing !!! bcoz u became a fool !!!

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Fact 5: you want to fool ur friends also.. so u will forward this soon
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