5 Shocking Facts of the World……. …….

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Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue;

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Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it.

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Fact 3: Fact1 is false Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha …..

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Fact 4: Now u are laughing !!! bcoz u became a fool !!!

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Fact 5: you want to fool ur friends also.. so u will forward this soon
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Shopkeeper:Oh ho Deepika ji , aaiye aaiye.Kaun sa sabun lena pasand
karengi.Ye dekhiye ye..(Someother soap which is not nirma)

Deepika(Customer) :Nahi Nahi ye nahi woh(pointing at nirma).

Shopkeeper:Par aap to woh, purana wala sabun….(stammerin g)

Deepika(Customer) :Leti thi, par wahi safedi mujhe kam damo mein mile to
koi
woh kyun le, ye(nirma) na le!

Shopkeeper:Man gaye!!

Deepika(Customer) :Kise?

Shopkeeper:Aapki par ki nazar aur nirma super dono ko !!!

Now the song starts…

WASHING POWDER NIRMA

WASHING POWDER NIRMA

DUDH SE SAFEDI NIRMA SE AAYE

RANGEEN KAPDA BHI KHIL KHIL JAYE

SABKI PASAND NIRMA

WASHING POWDER NIRMA

NIRMA……. ……… …

LOGO KO KUCH BHI BHEJO PADHNE LAG JATE HAIN……..

kya yaar… kab sudhroge…???

By the way…. Gud Morning…
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EASY ……. DIFFICULT

Easy is to get a place is someone’s address book.
Difficult is to get a place in someone’s heart.

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others
Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes

Easy is to talk without thinking
Difficult is to refrain the tongue

Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.
Difficult is to heal the wound…

Easy is to forgive others
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness

Easy is to set rules.
Difficult is to follow them…

Easy is to dream every night.
Difficult is to fight for a dream…

Easy is to show victory.
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity…

Easy is to admire a full moon.
Difficult to see the other side…

Easy is to stumble with a stone.
Difficult is to get up…

Easy is to enjoy life every day.
Difficult to give its real value…

Easy is to promise something to someone.
Difficult is to fulfill that promise…

Easy is to say we love.
Difficult is to show it every day…

Easy is to criticize others.
Difficult is to improve oneself…

Easy is to make mistakes.
Difficult is to learn from them…

Easy is to weep for a lost love.
Difficult is to take care of it so not to lose it.

Easy is to think about improving.
Difficult is to stop thinking it and put it into action…

Easy is to think bad of others
Difficult is to give them the benefit of the doubt…

Easy is to receive
Difficult is to give

Easy to read this
Difficult to follow

Easy is keep the friendship with words
Difficult is to keep it with meanings.

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Why are Indian husbands called “MADE OF SILVER”

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Why are American husbands called “MADE OF GOLD”

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B’coz

Indian wives call their husband “A g” ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)

American wives call their husband “A u” ( Scientific Symbol for Gold)
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Never love a Testing girl since she always doubts U.

Never love a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Never love a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never love a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never love a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never Love a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never love a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

Never love a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

Never love a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never love a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.

Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY
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Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!
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╬═♥═╬ 1…..Never Hates
╬═♥═╬ 2…..Don’t Worry
╬═♥═╬ 3….Live Simple
╬═♥═╬ 4….Expect A Little
╬═♥═╬ 5….Give A Lot
╬═♥═╬ 6….Always Smile
╬═♥═╬ 7….Have Person Like Me Who, Always Remember YOU
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For someone so special!!!!!!!!!!!
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You can make 10 friends
You can laugh with 9
You can meet 8
You can talk with 7
You can celebrate with 6
You can secret with 5
You can trust in 4
You can cry with 3
You can need 2
But you can not forget just 1
This one is me!! “ hehehe.
Send this message for your friends, include me
*If u don’t receive this answer: Be careful! Make much more friends!
**If u receive this answer twice, you are so far yet! Try again!
***If u receive it 3 times, u are a good friend!
****If u receive it 4 times, u are famous among your friends!!
*****If u receive it 5 times, angels take
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L I F E R O C K S!!!

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U KNOW Y..??

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SIMPLY,

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…COZ U R MY “FRIEND”.
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