Welcome 2008

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H ours of happy times with friends and family
A bundant time for relaxation
P rosperity
P lenty of love when you need it the most
Y outhful excitement at lifes simple pleasures

N ights of restful slumber (you know - don’t worry be happy)
E verything you need
W ishing you love and light

Y ears and years of good health
E njoyment and mirth
A angels to watch over you
R embrances of a happy years!

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Give a

SMILING start to the New Year

May There Be Showers Of Blessing This Year

Another New Year
A Time To Embark New Ventures…. A Time To Feel Life’s Beauty

Wishing that each day of the new yr heralds victories, fulfillments& Pleasures to you..

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Q. What if your Dad loses his car keys?
A. ‘Parent keys not found!’

Q. What if the golf ball doesn’t get into the hole at all?
A. ‘Value larger than specified precision!’

Q. What if you try to have fun with somebody else’s girlfriend and get kicked out?
A. ‘Insufficient privileges on the specified object!’

Q. What if you don’t get table in the lunch room?
A. ‘System out of tablespace!’
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One day FRIENDSHIP and LOVE meet,

LOVED asked-why do you exist when

i am hear?

FRIENDSHIP said-i am here to put a

smile when you leave tear!!
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/*Program to Propose a girl*/
#include<STD ISD PCO.h>
#include <mobile.h>
#include<sms.h>
#include<love.h>
#define Cute beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto college;
scanf(”100%” ,&ladies);

if(lady ==Cute)
line++;
while( !reply )
{

printf(”I Love U”);

scanf(”100%” ,&reply);

}

if(reply == “GAALI”)
main(); /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply == “SANDAL “)
exit(1);

else if(reply == “I Love U”)
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc( sizeof(lover) );
}

goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college) ;
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;

}
}
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ALWAYS KEEP SMILE ITS GOOD 4 EVERY ONE
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Celebration means……

Four friends.
Bahar barsaat.
Four glasses of beer.

Celebration means……
Hundred bucks of petrol.
A rusty old bike.
And an open road.

Celebration means……
Maggi noodles.
A hostel room.
4.25 a.m.

Celebration means……
3 old friends.
3 separate cities.
3 coffee mugs.
1 internet messenger.

Celebration means……
Rain on a hot tin roof.
Pakoras deep-frying.
Neighbours dropping in.
A party.

Celebration means……
You and mom.

A summer night.
A bottle of coconut oil.
A head massage.

but to celebrate
all you have to do is spend your Time with your loved ones.

Keep in touch with your loved ones……..
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Hi dear,

tum bahot hi…

simple…….

straightforward…..

quiet………

responsible……..

Kind…………

Carring……..

supportive…………

Cooooooool…..

Lovely……..

Charming……

Nice…….

Polite………

Friend ka scrap padh rari ho…

Do U Know that?
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5 Shocking Facts of the World……. …….

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Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue;

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Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it.

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Fact 3: Fact1 is false Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha …..

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Fact 4: Now u are laughing !!! bcoz u became a fool !!!

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Fact 5: you want to fool ur friends also.. so u will forward this soon
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Shopkeeper:Oh ho Deepika ji , aaiye aaiye.Kaun sa sabun lena pasand
karengi.Ye dekhiye ye..(Someother soap which is not nirma)

Deepika(Customer) :Nahi Nahi ye nahi woh(pointing at nirma).

Shopkeeper:Par aap to woh, purana wala sabun….(stammerin g)

Deepika(Customer) :Leti thi, par wahi safedi mujhe kam damo mein mile to
koi
woh kyun le, ye(nirma) na le!

Shopkeeper:Man gaye!!

Deepika(Customer) :Kise?

Shopkeeper:Aapki par ki nazar aur nirma super dono ko !!!

Now the song starts…

WASHING POWDER NIRMA

WASHING POWDER NIRMA

DUDH SE SAFEDI NIRMA SE AAYE

RANGEEN KAPDA BHI KHIL KHIL JAYE

SABKI PASAND NIRMA

WASHING POWDER NIRMA

NIRMA……. ……… …

LOGO KO KUCH BHI BHEJO PADHNE LAG JATE HAIN……..

kya yaar… kab sudhroge…???

By the way…. Gud Morning…
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