Why pascal is out?
Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...
He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching...
Everyone starts hiding except Newton...
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.
Einstein's counting 1,2,3...99, 100.
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front...
Einstein says "newton's out.. newton's out..."
Newton denies and says "I am not out...I am not Newton..."
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared...
That makes me Newton per meter squared...
since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...!
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12 signs you LOVE someone
12 signs you LOVE someone
TWELVE:
When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still
miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.
ELEVEN:
You walk really slow when you're with them.
TEN:
You feel shy whenever they're around.
NINE:
You smile when you hear their voice.
EIGHT:
When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see
him/her.
SIX:
They're all you think about.
FIVE:
You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.
FOUR:
You would do anything for them, just to see them.
THREE:
While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.
TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn't notice number seven was
missing
ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself
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Computer Vs. Hindi Films:-
1) Pentium III & Pentium I ---- Bade miyan and Chhote miyan.
2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.
3) Mouse - Jaanwar.
4)F1 - Guide.
5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.
6) Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.
7) CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.
Undo - Aa ab lautchale.
9) Super User Password - Gupt.
10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.
11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.
12) Server -Godfather.
13) Proxy Server - Padosan.
14) Security -Nakabandi.
15) Storage - Tehkhana.
16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.
17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.
18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.
19) System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.
20) DumbTerminal - Anari.
21) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.
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Good Morning !!
I think of you often.
And wonder how you are doing
So I had to send ya
This beautiful greeting
And say Good Morning!!
Time goes by so fast
And then the day ends
We can't just think about it
It's important to contact our friends
So, here's a little note
Just to let you know
You're always in my thoughts
And I wanted to say, "Hello"
Good Morning!!
Have A Wonderful Day, My Friend!!
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NO OFFENSE MEANT ……….. IT IS JUST A JOKE
NO OFFENSE MEANT ........... IT IS JUST A JOKE
Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said:
Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated
fully within this period.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see
that board.
Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you for treatment.
Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal
specialist. I do not treat human beings.
Man: I know, very well ...and that is the reason why I have come to you.
Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me
which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Man: I know doctor that I am a human being but listen to my complaints first:
Doctor: OK. Tell me.
Man:
I sleep like dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife
Doctor: Are you a telecom employee?
Man: Yes !!
Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in
the beginning itself that you are a Telecom Employee. Come man, no one can treat you better than me.
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