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Beta, Shaadi kar loo!!

admin — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 14:20:51 +0000

1960’s Mom to her son— beta, apne caste ki ladki se hi shaadi karna

1970’s…………………….. Apne religion ki

1980’s ……………………. Apne level ki

1990’s ……………………. Apne desh ki

2000 ……………………. Apni umar ki

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2009 ……………………. Koi bhi ho, par Ladki se hi karna….…..….. !!!
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What is B.E?

admin — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:43:12 +0000

8 semesters are there
80GB syllabus
80MB we study
80KB we remember
80 Bytes we answer
BINARY marks we get
The Degree finally we get is B.E.
That is Brain Empty (B.E)
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Girl’s Psychology

admin — Mon, 25 May 2009 17:26:28 +0000

*** Fraud with Innocent Boys ***

*** Fun with Handsome Boys ***

*** Friendship with Charming Boys ***

*** Contact with Intelligent Boys ***

*** Flirt with Freaky Boys ***

*** Love with Faithful Boys ***

& in the end

*** Marriage with the Rich Boy ***

!!! Moral of the story !!!

Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai Yaaro !

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Rules to be happy

admin — Wed, 13 May 2009 17:15:37 +0000

╬═C═╬
╬═♥═╬ 7 - RULES TO BE HAPPY
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╬═♥═╬ 1.....Never Hates
╬═♥═╬ 2.....Dont Worry
╬═I═╬ 3....Live Simple
╬═♥═╬ 4....Expect A Little
╬═♥═╬ 5....Give A Lot
╬═S═╬ 6....Always Smile
╬═♥═╬ 7....Have Person Like Me Who,Always Remember YOU
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╬═H═╬ ..HAVE A ROCKING WEEK END
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zindgi kis mod pe le aayi

admin — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:45:09 +0000

जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है ,

ना मा, बाप, बहन , ना यहा कोई भाई है .

हर लडकी का है Boy Friend, हर लडके ने Girl Friend पायी है ,

चंद दिनो के है ये रिश्ते , फिर वही रुसवायी है .

घर जाना Home Sickness कहलाता है ,

पर Girl Friend से मिलने को टाईम रोज मिल जाता है .

दो दिन से नही पुछा मां की तबीयत का हाल ,

Girl Friend से पल - पल की खबर पायी है,

जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है …..

कभी खुली हवा मे घुमते थे ,

अब AC की आदत लगायी है .

धुप हमसे सहन नही होती ,

हर कोई देता यही दुहाई है .

मेहनत के काम हम करते नही ,

इसीलिये Gym जाने की नौबत आयी है .

McDonalds, PizaaHut जाने लगे,

दाल- रोटी तो मुश्कील से खायी है .

जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है …..

Work Relation हमने बडाये ,

पर दोस्तो की संख्या घटायी है .

Professional ने की है तरक्की ,

Social ने मुंह की खायी है.

जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है

ना मा, बाप, बहन , ना यहा कोई भाई है .
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Why pascal is out?

admin — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:43:15 +0000

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...
He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching...
Everyone starts hiding except Newton...
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.
Einstein's counting 1,2,3...99, 100.
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front...
Einstein says "newton's out.. newton's out..."
Newton denies and says "I am not out...I am not Newton..."
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared...
That makes me Newton per meter squared...
since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...!
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12 signs you LOVE someone

admin — Sun, 04 May 2008 20:27:42 +0000

12 signs you LOVE someone
TWELVE:
When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still
miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.

ELEVEN:
You walk really slow when you're with them.

TEN:
You feel shy whenever they're around.

NINE:
You smile when you hear their voice.

EIGHT:
When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see
him/her.

SIX:
They're all you think about.

FIVE:
You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.

FOUR:
You would do anything for them, just to see them.

THREE:
While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.

TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn't notice number seven was
missing

ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself
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admin — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:32:30 +0000

Computer Vs. Hindi Films:-

1) Pentium III & Pentium I ---- Bade miyan and Chhote miyan.

2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.

3) Mouse - Jaanwar.

4)F1 - Guide.

5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.

6) Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.

7) CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.

Undo - Aa ab lautchale.

9) Super User Password - Gupt.

10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.

11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.

12) Server -Godfather.

13) Proxy Server - Padosan.

14) Security -Nakabandi.

15) Storage - Tehkhana.

16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.

17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.

18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.

19) System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.

20) DumbTerminal - Anari.

21) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.
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Good Morning !!

dipti — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:32:22 +0000

I think of you often.
And wonder how you are doing
So I had to send ya
This beautiful greeting
And say Good Morning!!

Time goes by so fast
And then the day ends
We can't just think about it
It's important to contact our friends

So, here's a little note
Just to let you know
You're always in my thoughts
And I wanted to say, "Hello"

Good Morning!!

Have A Wonderful Day, My Friend!!

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NO OFFENSE MEANT ……….. IT IS JUST A JOKE

dipti — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:00:20 +0000

NO OFFENSE MEANT ........... IT IS JUST A JOKE

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said:

Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated
fully within this period.

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see
that board.

Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you for treatment.

Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal
specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man: I know, very well ...and that is the reason why I have come to you.

Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me
which means you are a human being and not an animal.

Man: I know doctor that I am a human being but listen to my complaints first:

Doctor: OK. Tell me.

Man:
I sleep like dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife

Doctor: Are you a telecom employee?

Man: Yes !!

Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in
the beginning itself that you are a Telecom Employee. Come man, no one can treat you better than me.

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