12 signs you LOVE someone
TWELVE:
When you’re on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still
miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.

ELEVEN:
You walk really slow when you’re with them.

TEN:
You feel shy whenever they’re around.

NINE:
You smile when you hear their voice.

EIGHT:
When you look at them, you can’t see the other people around you, you just see
him/her.

SIX:
They’re all you think about.

FIVE:
You realize you’re always smiling when you’re looking at them.

FOUR:
You would do anything for them, just to see them.

THREE:
While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.

TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didn’t notice number seven was
missing

ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself
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Computer Vs. Hindi Films:-

1) Pentium III & Pentium I —- Bade miyan and Chhote miyan.

2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.

3) Mouse - Jaanwar.

4)F1 - Guide.

5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.

6) Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.

7) CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.

Undo - Aa ab lautchale.

9) Super User Password - Gupt.

10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.

11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.

12) Server -Godfather.

13) Proxy Server - Padosan.

14) Security -Nakabandi.

15) Storage - Tehkhana.

16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.

17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.

18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.

19) System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.

20) DumbTerminal - Anari.

21) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.
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I think of you often.
And wonder how you are doing
So I had to send ya
This beautiful greeting
And say Good Morning!!

Time goes by so fast
And then the day ends
We can’t just think about it
It’s important to contact our friends

So, here’s a little note
Just to let you know
You’re always in my thoughts
And I wanted to say, “Hello”

Good Morning!!

Have A Wonderful Day, My Friend!!

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NO OFFENSE MEANT ……….. IT IS JUST A JOKE

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said:

Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated
fully within this period.

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see
that board.

Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you for treatment.

Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal
specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man: I know, very well …and that is the reason why I have come to you.

Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me
which means you are a human being and not an animal.

Man: I know doctor that I am a human being but listen to my complaints first:

Doctor: OK. Tell me.

Man:
I sleep like dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife

Doctor: Are you a telecom employee?

Man: Yes !!

Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in
the beginning itself that you are a Telecom Employee. Come man, no one can treat you better than me.

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21st century..

Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Shameless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our boss - Brainless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Salary - Very less

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No special reason
For this greeting I send
Just a hello
From a Friend

You know you’re gonna get something’
From me without fail
I LOVE to fill up your Scrapbook
With lots of Scraps

Anyway, you’re my buddy
I think you’re so sweet
I know you like to get these greetings
And you won’t hit ‘DELETE!!!’

PS ….
I like greetings in MY Scrapbook too
That’s why I LOVE to get Scraps from YOU!!

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Thank you for our friendship
For it means so much to me,
Your kindness and understanding
And loving ways you share so free.

Thank you for being beside me
When I needed someone that cared,
And thank you for all your loyalty
For the times together we shared.

Thank you for our friendship
For it’s something even money can’t buy,
Thank you for holding me tightly
When there was a need I had to cry.

Thank you for always smiling
When I couldn’t smile at all,
And thank you for boosting my ego
For the times I felt so small.

Your friendship I cherish so deeply
So this message to you I send,
May God bless and always watch over you
And may you always remain my friend.

FriendzForever

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Dil Ki Aawaj Ko Izhar Kahate Hai,
Jhuki Nigaho Ko Ekrar Kahte Hai,
Sirf ”Jatane” Ka Nam Ishq Nahi,
Kisi Ki Yaado Me Jeene Ko Bhi Pyar
Kahate Hai. Hai Naaaaa
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Aapne Kya Socha Paigam Nahi
Aayega….!
Socha Ki Ye Dost Yu Hi ”Bhul”
Jayega….!
Ye To Aadat Hai Hamari Aapko
Satane Ki….!
Varna Etne Pyare Dost Ko Kya
Koyi Bhulna Chahega
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Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR….
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